You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…
Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn
No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire
I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
I want what you want so I want a cow
This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew
If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes
We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it
Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress
If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel
Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley
History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–
The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in