I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

It always comes back to Love and work– The whole point of Love of country Is found in doing the work

The question isn’t Are you doing this the right way? Because there’s no right or wrong… To do the right thing The question is

When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said

If you try to control others The ones you will judge the harshe… Are those who are the hardest to c… Who are the ones who tell the trut… Because the truth is always one th…

The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former

There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?

The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best

Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…

Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die

The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold

The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief