I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…
The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell
My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part
Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome
In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:
I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized
There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…
In the face of loss I staved off loss of control by gainsaying a loss for words
Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all
100% of success is showing up on time
TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb