All movement occurs in time Will we make our move in time? Time will tell The obvious answer: All movement occurs in time

They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe

The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love

The only thing more threatening th… Is change So, the most courageous person is… Stands up in public and announces… What counts as change?

The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…

I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

Change is unknown territory And materialism is the attempt To map the entire territory So that nothing can change Cyberspace then takes the frozen t…

Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000

If a computer could speak we could not understand it

You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them

Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle

We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others