Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
Nietzsche, who famously never marr… described marriage as a long conve… Had he wed he would have realized it’s actual… a series of brief interrogations
People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche
In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that
The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is
Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with
We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…
People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort
The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists
When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning
No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors
In ancient times the scribe produced holy texts through which you encountered the sacred Today, the coder makes hypertexts through which
The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots
When the doyennes of progressive a… “From the river to the sea is an a… human rights, and peaceful coexist… Bernard-Henri Levy helpfully tran… “‘From the river to the sea’, whic…