In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war
The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning
Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote
The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste
More and more it feels as if we are teetering between 1984 and… but 84-33=51 bringing us to 1951 the actual lone year in question
The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task
The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type
You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;
History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–
A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him
Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville
I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots
When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude