The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former

I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing

Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself

I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths

Our enemies believe we are weak Because our elites believe that we… When, of course, strength is for p… Which our elites will only come to… When they find that they can’t pro…

Delusions of grandeur about yourse… Are inevitable Delusions of grandeur about God Are impossible Which is how

In Let there be plight the P is silent

When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass

A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker

It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;

When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted

The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…

I want what you want so I want a cow

We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime

Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…