You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up

The left used to believe that the people have the power but once the Jewish people had the power to form the state of Israel

Evil is cruelty plus pleasure

I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?

Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing

In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”

Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor

Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try

There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure