I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief

The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity

If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert

It was always an intriguing though… to imagine knowing the date of you… until AI in a thought experiment of its own reimagined death

It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously

The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual

The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face

Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…

It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character

Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air