When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…
Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk
Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap
If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions
In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right
Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead
The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…
Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both
You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained
A being becomes human when you add meaning
My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves
Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…