You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin

When God made man in His image He made a choice To give us a choice God always has a choice And He always chooses the good

One difference between God and A… Is that God tests our faith Because He has faith in us Whereas AI tests our patience Because it is supposed to make lif…

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you

I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self

Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost

Woe betide the man who accepts an apology

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold

Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry

The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

The things we possess In turn come to possess us– For lucrative careers, see golden… And as the saying goes If you own a restaurant