Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,
I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty
I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is
It’s when all the signs say Everything must go
The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When
This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel
Because desire is lack like everyone else I take what I can’t get until I learn to give what I can
The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness
I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty
When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that
When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins
It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting
If a computer could speak we could not understand it
A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it
None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us