Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought

When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that

There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in

I ask God questions all the time and He never answers because He’s focused on listening Looking for answers I turned to ChatGPT

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself

Inborn intelligence used to be tak… but for some time now it’s gone un… With Artificial Intelligence it c… although after insertion it’s alwa… Nevertheless, everyone seems perfe…

When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy

Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement

Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people

It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left

Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past

My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like