Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

We are all problem children Our problem is Everything we do is done to get a… As if every action doesn’t come wi… An equal and opposite reaction

The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor

Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…

Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing

Our civilization is a bureaucracy And a bureaucracy’s raison d’etre Is to replicate itself Replicate, of course Means to repeat through duplicatio…

It’s not just that “Man is wolf to man” It’s that he has always known this about himself and yet

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie

Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it