Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–

As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid

No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors

Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is

Not one of us Has all the answers But we all Have all the answers Because there is only

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

Inborn intelligence used to be tak… but for some time now it’s gone un… With Artificial Intelligence it c… although after insertion it’s alwa… Nevertheless, everyone seems perfe…

In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”

My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part

Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman

The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines

In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious