Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

In all my dreams of flying my life has come

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless

In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right

A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that

Apocalypse now in the eternal now

I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger

Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time

I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven

I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes