Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

The saying goes: We learn from the past, but we don… But the reverse is also true: If we don’t learn from the past, t… In other words

If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath

Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…

I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…

Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good

Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace

Where the Cold War was Spy vs. Spy The Psyberwar is Psy vs. Psy

The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line

The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge

You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service

In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar

Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail