In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway

Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction

How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation

The wait is heavy So, I choose to carry a heavy wei… And where the wait is exhausting The weight is strengthening As long as I rest between lifts o…

The saying goes: We learn from the past, but we don… But the reverse is also true: If we don’t learn from the past, t… In other words

If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes

This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with

When the people believe The Constitution protects and uph… Their varying beliefs But when the people don’t believe Embracing nihilism by replacing G…

Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both