My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise
There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job
Just as God is one There is only one strength– A yetzer tov That is strong enough to tame The yetzer hara
You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four
A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker
Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world
God took the risk and made human beings to add meaning to His creation God gambled everything because this could mean anything
In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition
Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…
Where are you stuck? Wherever it is That’s where you go To find God And get unstuck
You can’t win, Dearth– Your winnings will never be enough To change your nature Which is lacking the means But knowing the end
Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…
It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds
We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky
