Crypto is for the solvent Crypto is a solvent Invest amongst yourselves

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing

It is said that It is impossible to define God But this is just because Real power is the opposite of obsc… Nobody knows it when they see it

You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever

Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes

Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth

Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure

When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins

The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral

There Is Always Room For

If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short