You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left
Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,
If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest
The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but
My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire
You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side
Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always
The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar
In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so
Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them
No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look