It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right
On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…
If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…
When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished
That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery
When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…
What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past
Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed
Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life
In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten
It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been
We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle