The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations

One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…

I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it

This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions

I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone

We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…

My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…

I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time

When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…

First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

You keep the peace they get everything else

Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid

Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food