In the past Anyone on the far right or far lef… Could look all the way across the… And see their opposite On the far right or far left
Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous
When I ask What’s wrong? It’s always short for What’s wrong with me?
I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part
Having finally found my place I am ready for anything And everything Don’t worry– There’s a place for anyone
The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
Don’t fear death– Time is the chisel With which we sculpt the infinite Or if, like me, you work with word… Each day is a first edition
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do
If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure
Because man is condemned to freedo… his freedom has no exchange value Still, every man has his price since he is always free to sell his soul to the devil
You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…
