We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:

Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble

I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it

The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode

Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid

I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

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