Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes

The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free

It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral

We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others

Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game

All dressed down with nowhere to go

Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail

A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician