You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless

Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic

I always hoped My life would be Fortuitous So, I lived in fear Now I pray

The real miracle is that While you can’t believe without im… You can fake it ‘til you make it Revealing the passage towards beli… Belying your disbelief with the ac…

Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them

I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…

Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–

God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!

If you want people to Languish, Control their Language If you want people to exercise the…