It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…
I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–
I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words
In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up
How much of your conflict with other tribes is the result of your efforts to avoid conflict within your own tribe?
We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…
Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs