Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure

We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories

It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral

The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…

Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…

If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free

The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain

He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic

The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

It’s always darkest before the yawn

We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything

Our civilization is a bureaucracy And a bureaucracy’s raison d’etre Is to replicate itself Replicate, of course Means to repeat through duplicatio…

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

If you lower the status of all mal… The high-status males will be aver… And the rest will be bottom feeder… Eating away at the foundation