Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists

In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation

And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect

Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re

The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…

Power is a measure of the capacity to cope with our lack of control and in wielding our power to take control

Totalitarianism then: Nazis and the like Hunted and killed Jews Totalitarianism now: Those hunting likes

Dreams don’t come true; They are true

If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty

God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way

I am a story I tell myself The story is a cover-up The cover-up is always worse than… The crime is merely the will to po… The cover-up is giving away my pow…

In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh