The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass
In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat
The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor
I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…
The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true
I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds
Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine
In ancient times the scribe produced holy texts through which you encountered the sacred Today, the coder makes hypertexts through which
Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party
Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…
Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…
