During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

When God closes one store He opens another

If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found

I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation

The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you

In all my dreams of flying my life has come

No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case

Your mind Is playing a trick on you And you are the trick But since all healing Is a form of getting over yourself

If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes

I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me

Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying

I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?

The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…