Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming

When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…

In the analog it was enough to consider the source Now, in the digital you must consider the source code:

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

Anxiety, like loneliness, is a sig… that something is very wrong and amidst an epidemic of anxiety with no end in sight the greatest danger lies in

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured

The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt

Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…

I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about

We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us