Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…
In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic
The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back
Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found
The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews
No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity
When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into
Like NFL Hall-of-Famer Dick Ve… I’m a Scorpio So, like Coach Vermeil I also tend to cry whenever I spe… About the things that matter most…
I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food
My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it
When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”
The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral
When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent
We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in
Like many of you All my life I’ve been trying to predict What will happen when The unstoppable force
