The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring

I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke

I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…

When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick

The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it

It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…

Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste

Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed

Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen

We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle

We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending

The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need

Much like God created the univers… Where before there was no universe… In this universe we find patterns Where, upon first glance There are no apparent patterns, ju…

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left