The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first
When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory
She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost
Whether or not “art is the proper task of life” the transition to AI-generated synthetic media will complete the debasement of th…
I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty
This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going
Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring
God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate
Heads you take the risk Tails I take the reward i.e., Out of many risks, one fortune
The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure
If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry
We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking