The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere
There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:
What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…
Crypto is for the solvent Crypto is a solvent Invest amongst yourselves
When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…
I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath
I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless
Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…
It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,
There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…