A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance
I went to a personal branding work… only to find that my most marketab… leveraging value from a lack of or… lends itself more to generics
That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery
In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me
Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again
It’s always darkest before the yawn
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place
The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend
Love may never win but love always ties
Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…
Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees
Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell