We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then

I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)

I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

The difference between being hungr… And being power hungry Is that hunger can be satisfied This is because God is

Apocalypse now in the eternal now

It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left

Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine

The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–

In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless

Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

When the doyennes of progressive a… “From the river to the sea is an a… human rights, and peaceful coexist… Bernard-Henri Levy helpfully tran… “‘From the river to the sea’, whic…