At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars

I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared

Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees

We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger

You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything

If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business

The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past