Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk
You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work
Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble
We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
I always hoped My life would be Fortuitous So, I lived in fear Now I pray
Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…
Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you
Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air
Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe
Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…
AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it
I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation
Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger
Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…
