Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
Having finally found my place I am ready for anything And everything Don’t worry– There’s a place for anyone
In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right
Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage
I was shunned And all I can think about is What will happen if I am shunned
God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love
Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…
Reason is a gift from God But it is not the path to God There is a reason for this: God’s love for you is unreasonable
I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless
No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense
As ever There is the easy way And the hard way The hard way Is being condemned to a freedom
A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel
