If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful

After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree

Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement

Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…

God is the only Subject Who see things objectively So, God’s object Is to change the subject And God knows that, like Him, we…

On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys

You always hear that technology is neutral but AI is like people in that its neutrality is mere obfuscation

The bad news is that liberal societies can only cohere in the face of external enemies The good news is that we will never lack for

The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–

We’re told “Never give way on your desire!” even as we learn that “Desire is always the desire of th… Suffice to say,

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar