God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate

The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did

Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…

All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

AI is a genie in a bottle that can only grant one wish: the wish for

The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing

The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations

You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail

Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?

On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit

My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric