I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage
One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure
The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is
You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better
Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss
You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not
I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it
Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires
Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it
The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look
You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump
The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer
Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine
The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords