All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…

It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…

A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development

The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime

A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–

The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer

I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing

I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

Serve (one another) and Play (together)