Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting

Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible

If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet

Your brain doesn’t know the differ… between physical and psychological… knowing only what they have in com… Because both are life threatening your brain sends you into fight, f…

Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…

A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure

Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them

We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral

When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid

Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better

All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon