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The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio
Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…
Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking
It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…
Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…
Totalitarianism then: Nazis and the like Hunted and killed Jews Totalitarianism now: Those hunting likes
A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…
The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end
Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying
We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing
Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free
When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick
You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor