During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them
God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct
The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for
When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become
When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…
Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for
You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart
Apocalypse now in the eternal now
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like
When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…
You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four
