When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds
Individual psychology is formed by… to lead the group into competition and it is only through the struggle between groups that the individual experiences
Self-inflicted wounds Are those that result from Trying to cut yourself off from G… Because that is impossible So, you just end up cutting yourse…
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…
You keep the peace they get everything else
Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves
Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because
Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life
Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them
If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that
Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions
