Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire
They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds
I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone
You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart
Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…
Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God
As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found
Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money
All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others
No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns
It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been
The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification
The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains
