All dressed down with nowhere to go

The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all

When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything

This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions

You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and

We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others

Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring

They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us

We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–

I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false

No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin

In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today