I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral

People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all

We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted

There used to be two types of peop… Those who wanted to Go ahead and get it over with And those who wanted to postpone t… This enabled some degree of self-s…

Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you

Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking

An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty

Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power

The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge

In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em