Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you

I want what you want so I want a cow

Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about

Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors

Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…

The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free

Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion

It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be

Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…

The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received