Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…

Like many of you All my life I’ve been trying to predict What will happen when The unstoppable force

It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…

In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold

Updating Yeats’s “The best lack all conviction While the worst are full of passio… I’d say The best lack all conviction

One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue

It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds

It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out

If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan

From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation

Don’t get mad, get to work Because the best revenge is living… And you would do well to Work with what you’ve got And what you’ve got

If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer

Our civilization is a bureaucracy And a bureaucracy’s raison d’etre Is to replicate itself Replicate, of course Means to repeat through duplicatio…